i’m sorry but can we talk about the second games in crimson rivers????
like yeah sure regulus and james are fighting, but SIRIUS AND REGULUS???? idc about jegulus THE BLACK BROTHER ANGST KILLS ME EVERYTIME
they actually make me wanna rip my eyeballs out regulus’ “you’re dead to me” is the most horrible gut wrenching line in the entire universe, and is SUCH a sibling thing to say like OH MY LORD
and them in the games???? regulus making everyone believe he’s going to kill sirius???? but instead he’s actually planning on getting sirius so mad that he kills regulus????!!!! and he tries to use remus as bait I- GOD I CANT
me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible*
me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born…
Rip remus lupin you would've loved googling your point to prove you were right
eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them
Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?
Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.
Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?
Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.
Sirius: What about his favorite animal?
Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.
Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?
Regulus:
Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.
When Sirius left Grimmauld Place: Sirius: I'm never cutting my hair again. I am never having steak again. I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT ON A DINING TABLE AGAIN OR CLEAN MY ROOM OR WEAR A SUIT- When Regulus left: Regulus: I shall burn this place to the ground and save my elf from this place and torture my parents before killing them.
he wants that cookie soooo bad
remus and his chocolate is the equivalent to the school nurse and an ice pack
you have a broken leg? ice pack.
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got attacked by a dementor? chocolate.
"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
things the marauders fandom has ruined for me
pink sticky notes
accidentally in love by counting crows (specifically in shrek 2)
leather jackets
grape jelly
red converse
david bowie
toast
mars bars
bagels
stargazing
any taylor swift song
eucalyptus + lavender scent combo
halloween
timothee chalamet
rubik’s cubes
several very specific paintings
paintings and art museums in general
10 things i hate about you
leonard cohen by boygenius
the grudge by olivia rodrigo
Sirius breaking into James' apartment with the whole gang on the morning of his birthday to surprise him.
Sirius making sure everyone is hidden and quiet when footsteps start to approach from the hallway.
Everyone jumping up and shouting surprise at Regulus of all people, clad in nothing but sweatpants that are a little too long to be his own, with aged and new hickeys all over his neck, chest and stomach that undoubtedly also lead under the tightened waistband.
Regulus screaming in fright and retreating back down the corridor to use James as a wall against the onslaught of questions.
Sirius going mad.