I-I can’t un-see it –X two stubborn captains and their ships
kinda makes sense, especially since its been planned for Megatron to be on the lost light in the first place
Thanos says ‘I hope they remember you’ and Tony just huffs and replies ‘they probably won’t’
My version of a shattered-mask Optimus Prime, though of course in my style he looks more like a Decepticon with blue optics…oh well!
TONY STARK!!! SOMERSAULTING THROUGH THE AIR!! KICKING THANOS IN THE FUCKING TEETH!!! HOMEBOY IS 40+ YEARS OLD AND HE’S GOT THE FLEXIBILITY OF A FUCKING CAT LIKE HE REALLY WAS JUST PARKOURING THROUGH THE AIR, GETTING MOONS THROWN AT HIM AN SHIT AND THEN BITCH SLAPPING A TITAN IN THE FACE FOR IT OOF I STAN !! A LEGEND!!
- the black order rock up to new york with their flying donut and tony just fucking,,, Crosses His Arms, Completely Unimpressed™️ - literally says “get lost squidward” to ebony maw - suits up in the Bleeding Edge armour like a Fucking Boss™️
- punches cull obsidian in the fucking face
- materialises Big Ass Weapons out of fucking nowhere like magic with his nanotech
- literally turns into a fucking rocket to chase after his arachnid son who got yeeted into space on the flying donut trying to save the wizard
- takes One Look at the interior of the q-ship and immediately knows how it works and how to steer it
- was a Sassy Lil Shit™️
- materialises a Big Ass Cannon Blaster and threatens to blast drax’s face off if star lord even dared to hurt his arachnid son
- drops a big ass,,, thing,,, on thanos when the grape fuck first rocked up to titan
- gets a whole ass moon thrown at him and threatens to lose his shit if the lil purple bitch even dared to throw another one at him
- takes on thanos one-on-one after the other heroes got their asses handed to them
- actually manages to get a few good hits in on thanos (with human technology he built himself)
- withstood the fucking strength of the power stone with a shield he conjured from his nanotech (which is, again, human technology tony built)
- literally cuts the purple bitch (the only mortal to ever make thanos B L E E D)
- desperately continues to fight thanos in hand-to-hand combat despite the fact that half his armour was fucking obliterated by the mad titan after he repeatedly decked tony in the head and blasted him at close range with the power stone
- literally fucking b l o c k s a backhanded swing from thanos’ gauntlet with his BARE FUCKING ARMS after thanos fucking obliterated most of his suit (meaning, he no longer had the added superhuman strength the armour usually gives him,, meaNING,,, that was all tony’s Normal Human Strength which blocked that attack)
- attempts to punch thanos,, fully aware that he is just a Little Human squaring up with a mad titan 2x his fucking height and 4x his size (and, again, he was completely vulnerable and exposed because half his armour was fucking shredded at this point) - in a last-ditch desperate attempt (fully aware that it’ll be completely futile) forms a shiv with whats left of his armour and tries to stab thanos only to get stabbed with it instead but A plus for his efforts
- heals his ~fatal~ stab wound (he literally coughed up blood after he got stabbed) with his special nanotech spray - i mean ???
-what a fucking Badass ???
Me : Man I love superheroes
Me : Oh Gosh, I love robots too
Transformers : *exists*
Me : god is real
female | germany | cosplayer | writer | star dust | one with the allspark ❝until we meet again, old friend❞
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