About The Bachelor Au

my fav thing about that downey and brolin kiss is that rdj is always joking and pretending to go kiss his male co-stars like chris evans, jude law or mark ruffalo and they all always end up giggling about this but when he tried to pull that shit on josh brolin ?? he deadass ?? kissed him back ?? iconic.

IronTitan - Fic Prompt #1

My friend has been bugging me for a week to put this fanfiction idea online here. My plan was to write it myself, but from a certain point on I don't get any further or I don't know how this story should end. Maybe there's someone more creative here ^__^

Spoiler !

Okay?

Okay.

After Thanos has received the time stone from Dr. Strange and left for Earth, Tony seals the wound with his nanotechnology. However, he overlooks that the tip of the dagger is still in the wound and through the foreign atmosphere on the planet and the bacteria and viruses unknown to his body, the wound infects very quickly and his immune system collapses.

After Thanos has wiped out half the universe, he returns to Titan (for whatever reason, I had no idea yet) and finds Tony breathing heavily and lying on the ground with a fever. Nebula went to get a first aid kit from the Milano. Thanos takes the almost unconscious (*) Merchant of Death to his farm and provides him with everything his knowledge of herbal medicine and human anatomy has to offer. (*or Tony is still awake and screams at Thanos in desperation, trying to attack him with his last strength reserves, which is of course fatal for the wound and his current state of health. You decide.)

Tony wakes up from unconsciousness in Thanos' bed on the farm and barely notices what is happening around him: Thanos tries to remove the dagger tip, treats the wound, sews it up, infuses Tony with water and food, changes his clothes, washes him (idk stop yelling at me). I also had the idea that Thanos plants herbs in his garden and also some that are antiseptic and have the effect of promoting wound healing and so on. In delirium Tony talks to Peter or Strange, maybe also Steve and believes he is still with the Avengers or shortly before the fight in Siberia (which makes him suffer even more), which is interesting for Thanos he gets to know something more about his little merchant of death. Maybe Tony will have some clear, waking moments in between. His memories of Strange's last words, the death of Peter, the fight with Thanos. And that he failed.

I also wanted to write a scene where Tony jumps from Thanos' bed, both bang back on the floor and Tony punches the Titan over and over again. He doesn't care that he only has his bare hands, is injured and alone. Thanos don't mind the blows, because Tony is still very weak and in the end the stitches of his wound burst open again and he has to give up. Thanos lifts him back into bed and treats the wound again. He's still gentle and calm.

A-a-a-a-and that's it yh

But I believe Tony will continue to fight and not surrender to Thanos no matter what else comes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have this headcannon that the Infinitystones only give power and self-healing powers to their owner but can not be transferred to other living beings (if it is anyway, okay, cool).

I like such stories where the hero is in the hand of his arch-enemy, no matter if he is chained in the darkest cell, seriously wounded or suffocated by a fever, crawling on the floor or tied up in bed so yeah

I would be happy if someone would like to write a ff or use parts of it. But please give credits ^__^ 

Peter Cullen and Optimus Prime honored at the TCL Chinese Theater handprint-tire tread ceremony in Hollywood, to coincide with the Blu-Ray and DVD release of Transformers: Age of Extinction. 

Every time I read fanfiction

In public: *silent, smirking from time to time, just a normal reader*

Alone: *unholy noises, rolling on the bed like crazy person, squealing and clapping my hands like an idiot seal*

Optimus Prime Appreciation Week: Day 5 - Personality Traits/Expression

Compassion/Smiling

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I would have loved to see this. 

Petition to make “the avengers: tony stark was always right, you assholes” the new movie title

I’M MAILING THIS TO RDJ, KEVIN FEIGE AND MARVEL STUDIOS

honestly i’m living for how fucking Badass™️ tony stark was in infinity war

 - the black order rock up to new york with their flying donut and tony just fucking,,, Crosses His Arms, Completely Unimpressed™️   - literally says “get lost squidward” to ebony maw - suits up in the Bleeding Edge armour like a Fucking Boss™️ 

- punches cull obsidian in the fucking face

- materialises Big Ass Weapons out of fucking nowhere like magic with his nanotech 

- literally turns into a fucking rocket to chase after his arachnid son who got yeeted into space on the flying donut trying to save the wizard

- takes One Look at the interior of the q-ship and immediately knows how it works and how to steer it 

- was a Sassy Lil Shit™️ 

- materialises a Big Ass Cannon Blaster and threatens to blast drax’s face off if star lord even dared to hurt his arachnid son

- drops a big ass,,, thing,,, on thanos when the grape fuck first rocked up to titan

- gets a whole ass moon thrown at him and threatens to lose his shit if the lil purple bitch even dared to throw another one at him

- takes on thanos one-on-one after the other heroes got their asses handed to them

- actually manages to get a few good hits in on thanos (with human technology he built himself)

- withstood the fucking strength of the power stone with a shield he conjured from his nanotech (which is, again, human technology tony built)

- literally cuts the purple bitch  (the only mortal to ever make thanos B L E E D)

- desperately continues to fight thanos in hand-to-hand combat despite the fact that half his armour was fucking obliterated by the mad titan after he repeatedly decked tony in the head and blasted him at close range with the power stone

- literally fucking  b l o c k s  a backhanded swing from thanos’ gauntlet with his BARE FUCKING ARMS after thanos fucking obliterated most of his suit (meaning, he no longer had the added superhuman strength the armour usually gives him,, meaNING,,, that was all tony’s Normal Human Strength which blocked that attack)

- attempts to punch thanos,, fully aware that he is just a Little Human squaring up with a mad titan 2x his fucking height and 4x his size (and, again, he was completely vulnerable and exposed because half his armour was fucking shredded at this point) - in a last-ditch desperate attempt (fully aware that it’ll be completely futile) forms a shiv with whats left of his armour and tries to stab thanos only to get stabbed with it instead but A plus for his efforts

- heals his ~fatal~ stab wound (he literally coughed up blood after he got stabbed) with his special nanotech spray  - i mean ???

-what a fucking Badass ???

Iron Man (2008) // Avengers: Infinity War (2018)