THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

I wish that ao3 had an option to filter warnings (and tbh certain authors) out like I will never ever want to read it and just seeing it puts me off so much that often I end up closing my browser because that content upsets me so much lmao

PUT HER WITH KAITLIN BENNET ASHSHDJDHFKFLGG

So memester @improvidence318​ (THANK YOU) shared fish/women hat alignment chart for @bonelyheartsclub​ skellies(FANTASTIC), so me & @nairi-0​ (ILY) whipped these up as fast as we could

bonus

DOUBLE bonus

*starts song over because I couldn't come up with an immediate follow up to the line in my daydream*

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

Bestow upon us thine riddle as we seek passage, oh great and mighty sphynx.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.