That’s What You Were Sacrificed To. But I - Have Always Felt...held. By A Family. A Real Family. Which

Dani, do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you?

Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

Suspiria (1977) Possession (1981) Black Swan (2010) Suspiria (2018) Climax (2018) Us (2019) Last Night in Soho (2021)

DANCE IN HORROR MOVIES

and the award for best duo goes to..🍊🍋

my empire.

??????

At the soup store ~

I am in love w the way pre 2000s films have that hazy feel to them. hd honestly kills the vibe

MCL: Evan Headcanons!

Hi hello I am Kahasan and I’m here to provide Evan headcanons in honor of him leaving and for @mumudesuyo​. Yes I do know that 90% of the fandom can’t stand him and I understand but yoo this is for the people that tolerate his existence (my thirsty self included). Considering I’ve gotta go off only two episodes, I’m happy with these. But in any case, I hope you enjoy!

Evan

Prides himself off of flattering others. He really gets into it especially when it’s his younger brothers gf which is fucked up but-

Tbh probably shaved his hair so he didn’t have to do it or so people didn’t grab at it in a fight.

His hands are rated E for everyone. Yes. Including Candy, if you catch my drift ;^^

Really loved Marvel comics as a kid. His favorite superhero was Spiderman.

Big spoon!! Forever big spoon. If he is the small spoon he is either tired or really exhausted and wants to be spoiled. Loves to spoil his s/o.

Early bird! Military pretty much brushed off on him too much. Doesn’t want to be lazy so he usually rises early in the morning, probably jogs. 

Wouldn’t hesitate to defend anyone tbh. Doesn’t really matter if he knows them he’s that one dude that goes “yO what’s UP” very much against bullying no surrey.

Is a lot better with his mouth than his fists. He could be great at being snappy with people in arguments and making good points, though he should really just…not start arguments to be frank.

Thinks it’s fun to flirt but he likes to do it for reactions, in some cases, to make people feel better about themselves.

Would probably finger gun in the mirror every now and then and tell himself he looks good because that ego is big™ 

Favorite thing to do on a date is to go out to the movies. Likes taking night walks and honestly spoiling the shit out of his s/o bye

Never has been in a real relationship. Pretty much new to everything but he’s seen his parents so he has SOME sort of feel on a relationship at least 

Tries not to get too attached to people since he hates the feeling of losing them. Though he can’t help but be a flirt sometimes dhsjg;;

That one dude that would post his injuries online for people to see how tough he is but they’re actually really bad and he should chill the fuck out about them uh

Spoiled by his parents. Really a lot of geeky but also “cool kid” stuff from the time, he was very close to them. He actually wasn’t a jerk holy shit;;

He was asleep before his near assault took place. Which makes it even WORSE on his end and no one can blame him for screwing those guys up

Thinks swearing is overrated but if Evan did swear his most common ones would be; dammit, shit, and fuck.

Looks like his dad. Enough said there’s a big chance he looks a lot like his dad lul

Really protective of the twins as a kid. Never really let them do anything dangerous. Probably never let them play with blocks just in case one of them makes the decision to throw it pfft

May seem like a flirt but he can be very committed tbh. Depending on who he’s with (yes Candy included, depending on the player) he’s really good with romance.

Makes sure that his s/o doesn’t think low of herself. Lmao as if?? He’s gonna?? Allow that bullshit ?? that’s funny

i made my first edit hehe

song: le tigre - deceptacon

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