Is It Strange To Unironically Listen To Sea Shanties? They Slap… They’re Great, But… Is It Weird?

Gollum

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

Strange Bird

“Oh boy, I love exploring the underdark! I hope I don’t find anything scary down here”

The terrible beholder:

Thinking abt how my antique typewriter has a dedicated ¢ key but I had to go copy paste that symbol from Wikipedia to make this post on my phone. The economy is in shambles