Lankyhorologist - Sometimes I Post Things.

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

This stake must be driven through her. It will be a fearful ordeal—be not deceived in that—but it will be only a short time, and you will then rejoice more than your pain was great; from this grim tomb you will emerge as though you tread on air. But you must not falter when once you have begun.

@lankyhorologist as Dr. Van Helsing and me as Lucy Westenra for Halloween this year!

Yes Dr. Van Helsing isn't the one to stake Lucy in the book but he is a far better costume than Arthur so we took some liberties.

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Hey did u know I make games?? Cause I do sometimes! If you wanna play it, click here:

itch.io

would you love me if I was a wyrm? by chai

a game about a desert and a friend

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner