Hi I’m A Skyrim Bandit My Favorite Hobby Is Keeping 12 Gold In Novice Locked Chests That I Do Not Own

i made this meme in a blind rage

New MTG keyword: late strike. Attacks an additional time after regular combat.

ok one more physics post. i'm still thinking about my TA saying all physics is about finding the best possible approximation of the universe because it's genuinely the most beautiful thing i can imagine? like of course we are never going to comprehend it fully or be able to account for every nook and cranny but we're so in love with it that we need to understand. in the best way possible. anyway

compilation of this type of post

“Unstoppable force vs immovable object” Well, a regular force can move a regular object, so if the force’s unstoppability cancels with the object’s unmovability (bc pemdas) then surely the unstoppable force can move the immovable object

On our first date, we went for drinks.

We had both just cut our hair.

She skipped to me and made me think

of foxes, birds, of creatures fair.

I was nervous but feeling brave.

We talked of snakes and fairy caves.

Afterwards, she drove me home

and put my number in her phone.

Our second date was titillating.

We went to an Italian place.

She peered inside and saw me waiting

but she didn’t recognize my face.

I signaled with a wave and a look.

We ate and talked of writing books.

After we’d had enough to dine

We walked the street, her hand in mine.

Our third date was books and honey.

She found me thinking out loud outside

She thought it was cute and funny.

We entered the shop and bought drinks to try.

We’d go to the bookstore, we agreed,

And pick out books for each other to read.

I walked with her to her car

and gave her a hug beneath the stars.

Our fourth date was at her house.

We made gnocci on the counter.

I found myself kissing her on the couch

While watching Spielberg’s Close Encounters.

Her mead and her leggings made my mind blur,

and in that moment, I knew I was hers.

Every touch just felt so right.

I ended up staying with her all night.

It actually needed cleaning...