Lankyhorologist - Sometimes I Post Things.

Thinking abt how my antique typewriter has a dedicated ¢ key but I had to go copy paste that symbol from Wikipedia to make this post on my phone. The economy is in shambles

Nowadays when I open a PDF on my work computer and immediately hit ctrl+F to search the document for something, usually because I’m looking for a specific section of a manual or something, Adobe PDF reader gives me a little popup that says “Click here to learn about our powerful AI summary features :) :) :)” and it covers the Carl+F box and there’s no way to get rid of it except to wait about 15 seconds. Anyway when are we gonna do the Butlerian Jihad and destroy all thinking machines

You are sitting on a bench at the park. Someone approaches you. You turn to look at them, but you don’t recognize them. A stranger. They sit down next to you. Something isn’t quite right about them. Their hair is matted, their skin is rubbery, their eyes are vacant, their movements are unnatural. When you look at them, they just sit there. But when you look away, they- it- touches your arm. Its hand is CERTAINLY not human. Three fingers- long and slimy and bony- massage your arm and shoulders, feeling out the structure of your joints. You whip your head to face it again, and out of the corner of your eye you see a foreign appendage slink under the folds of its skin and clothes, which, you are now quite sure, form one costume together. You stand up and back away in horror. It doesn’t quite watch you go.

Started playing subnautica

Haha get kudzu’d