HE’S ONLY GETTING PAID 13 GOLD TO MURDER SOMEONE??? EXCUSE ME😭 PAY THIS MAN HIS WORTH!!

When the debate comes up of whether or not our entire existence is a Matrix-style simulation, I often hear the argument that we can’t possibly be living in a simulation because the laws of physics we experience are too complex and the computational power necessary to reproduce them would be astronomical.

But like… that is such a flawed argument! If our entire universe is simulated, who is to say that the meta-universe, in which the simulations are being run, is bounded by the same constraints on compute power as our fake world?

That’s like a Minecraft villager arguing that it can’t possibly be living in a simulation because the redstone necessary to simulate its world would be too complicated. And that may be true but… spoiler alert the villagers *is* living in a simulation. It’s called Minecraft, and we humans don’t use redstone to run it

All I have are grunts and underlings :/

As new regulations coming into effect December 31st stipulate that a boss must have at least two (2) goons, minions, and/or henchpersons at their beck and call in order to retain certification, we regret to inform you that your girlboss has been reclassified as girlselfemployed.

“Oh boy, I love exploring the underdark! I hope I don’t find anything scary down here”

The terrible beholder:

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

This stake must be driven through her. It will be a fearful ordeal—be not deceived in that—but it will be only a short time, and you will then rejoice more than your pain was great; from this grim tomb you will emerge as though you tread on air. But you must not falter when once you have begun.

@lankyhorologist as Dr. Van Helsing and me as Lucy Westenra for Halloween this year!

Yes Dr. Van Helsing isn't the one to stake Lucy in the book but he is a far better costume than Arthur so we took some liberties.

Damn