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aaron hotchner // bi bi bi

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to have life experiences that were so utterly different from everyone else in my age group

I mean if The Strategy ™ ends up not working us Argentinians are very welcoming!!!!

work is going great; I accidentally threatened my boss over lunch that if I don't get a permanent contract, I might just move to Argentina

emily prentiss:

Everyone's timeline is so ????????

Hotch's no good either, the whole went to law school, was a prosecutor, joined the fbi, joined swat, and then the BAU while still being a really young Unit Chief? I mean did he do all of those in like 3 years or less or

Currently writing a Unsub!Aaron hotchner fanfic right now and I'm APPALLED at how much the writers for criminals minds fucked up Rossi's backstory and timeline???

Wdym he served in Vietnam, started the BAU, and retired around 47? He would have had to been 12-13 if he could ACTUALLY serve in the military, no way he looked that old at those ages to lie about his age THAT GOOD and become a sergeant major. And then he just went on to study psychology, get recruited into the FBI, AND START THE FUCKING BAU WITH JASON. In reality he would have had to 16 in 1972 when joining but I doubt he made ranks that quick.

But I am amazed that he could've lied about his age and served till maybe 75' and at 19 go to uni, finish at 23, join the fbi, start the bau with jason, and still you have to count in fbi training. Idk if I'm just not that good with understanding his time line but I cannot fathom he did all that before the age of 30 abd manage to retire around his 40s, write a book, and join the bau again???

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

My pixel art from 2017 to now :-3

going to spend 2024 focusing on my fundamentals. i have some ideas for big pieces but i need to learn a few things before i can pull it off. thanks for everyone who followed me through the years! :-))

I'm autistic and I currently feel like shit checklist

Hi there. Are you autistic? Do you currently feel like shit and don't know why? Try this checklist to see if you can Fix The Problem!

When was the last time you used the bathroom? If you answered "I don't know" or "at least 3 hours ago", go now!

Do you need a drink? Go get one if you don't have one in front of you.

When was the last time you ate? If you haven't eaten yet today, consider eating A Meal, or perhaps A Snack. Something is better than nothing, eat whatever you feel able to!

Is there something in your immediate surroundings that is bothering you? If the light is too bright, turn it off. If there is an annoying sound, make the sound stop or reduce your ability to hear it (earplugs, headphones, etc.). If your clothes are bothering you, change them.

Is your space messy? Pick one area of your room and clean it up as best you can. Clean your whole room if you have the energy!

When was the last time you did An Activity? Scrolling on social media doesn't count. Try actively doing something fun! Play a game you like, read a book, make something, or go for a walk.

When was the last time you Spoke to a Person? Consider talking to a person you like if it has been a while.

How long has it been since you did something Special Interest related? Make some time to do that today. Infodump to a friend, have a nice long research session, look at related images or gifs, make art about it, whatever works best for you!

Try stimming actively! Put on some music and dance, spin in circles, go to the park and use the swings!

If you still feel like shit after trying all of these things, you might be tired or sick. Go to bed early and get some rest. Hopefully you will feel better tomorrow!

Hope that helps :)

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