Alec:

Jace: What are you talking about?-

Jace, a second later:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: You consider me a friend?

Cordelia: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Matthew: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your family? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Lucie: What's that smell?

Matthew: Everyone has their own theory.

Matthew: Charles thinks it's mold.

Matthew: I think it's Charles.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Hello 911? My hands are both stuck in Pringles tubes… both hands, yes…

Kit: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help... STOP LAUGHING

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.

Lucie: *sneezes*

Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!

Cecily: Same

Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?

Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?

Tessa: ...

Cecily: ...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Charles: Yes

*lie detector explodes*

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single

Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Lucie: Once, when I was younger, I tried to start a gang.

Jesse: How did it go?

Lucie: It turned into a book club.

Jesse:

Lucie: Actually, it was just Mum, Dad, Jamie and me and Bridget used to make cookies.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

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