Do you need any more reason?
Have YOU voted for Joe Hills today? Go vote HERE
Reasons to vote for Joe Hills today:
- He's got multiple personas - They're any/all pronouns - He's got a nonbinary fiance - Prescription green screen glasses frames????? - They need to fist fight Cleo next round - He's actually CAMPAIGNING for this (and so is Cleo) - They have basically an album of parody songs about them performed by their trans sister - I literally have never drawn mcyt fanart before and I never will again if he loses this round
The difference between purple pandas love of impulse and impulse being Petty 💜
A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
Can I... talk about the theory that winners help craft the next game?
Because, and I really can not say this enough, it puts So Much into perspective.
Everything starts out Normal. Three lives, simple, cut and dry, there hasn't been a winner yet. No one to help craft the game. (And there's something to be said about how simple it really was. Not even a real expectation of the world becoming pvp or combative. No idea of the war to come)
Then Grian wins. The green killer, the man who vowed his first life to the one whose life he took. The next game the boogie man is born. A mechanic that allows and, in fact, demands, a green kill. People can trade lives back and forth, currency and debt wrapped up in one. (can we still be friends? Said the red partner. A life time later and reds are hostile, alone. Maybe it's an answer: No. Not anymore)
Scott wins this time. He refuses to play the game. He will not kill his team, he will love and he will do so fiercely and with all of himself. The next game people are attached through to their very souls. Every bit of damage to one soul is done to its twin. There is no boogeyman. (There is no way for a widow to be left without their love)
Pearl wins and she wins a blood bath. Spent the game draped in red, only wolves for company. Sitting in her tower, shivering in ice, maybe she wanted it to end. To see where it would. Limited life rewards you for killing, limited life has a clock tick tick ticking down, you always no how long you have. A curse yes, but a blessing too.
Now It's Martyn's turn.
And what a turn it is.
Keep your secrets, says the disloyal man, keep them well. Everything hurts, everything Matters, says the man fracturing with every loss. (What if we could love each other without hurting? Says The Hand, who never wanted to be coated in blood)
More importantly, Martyn has always seen the watchers below the surface. Now, they're right here in front of him. Something that could almost... be rebelled against, no? Something that someone else could finally point to and say: hey, hey isn't that familiar?
I can literally say that my favorite song is 5 minutes old because my favorite song is The Well by The Crane Wives
Scar saw the poll turn green. He cheered to himself and smirked.
“About time someone acknowledged my sexiness,” Scar said to himself. He scrolled back up to the bracket, looking for his next competitor. He read the name and paused.
Technoblade.
He swallowed a large mouthful of air. Behind him, he heard the sick sound of steel scraping its scabbard.
—
“Doc, my brother from another mama!” Ren shouted. He leaned over the edge of the Perimeter, looking for his friend. “Did’ja see the bracket? We’re up against each other!” He heard nothing.
“Doc?” Ren shouted slightly louder.
“I heard, Ren,” Doc said. Ren turned around slowly, finding Doc standing over him in his ripped lab coat, taut muscles exposed to the elements that surrounded him. “And I’m sorry that your time in the bracket has to end this way.”
—
“Oi, Pearl!” Cleo said, landing next to their fellow hermit.
“Hiya, Cleo!” Pearl said. “Is this about the bracket?”
“Yep,” Cleo said. “I just wanted to stop by and say, no hard feelings.”
“Why would there be hard feelings?” Pearl asked.
“Well, no one’s heard from Zloy since I beat him into a pulp,” Cleo said. “I just wanted to make sure you knew there’s no shame in losing.”
“What makes you think you’re gonna win?”
Cleo arched her eyebrows menacingly and glared at Pearl.
“No, Pearl, I don’t think I’m going to win,” they said. “I know.”
—
“Hi Joel!” BDubs shouted. His head had just shot up out of a bush on Joel’s island.
“Good lore, BDubs!” Joel shouted, quickly moving his foot out of the way. “How did you even get here?”
“The power of my sexy prowesses!” BDubs said enthusiastically. He disentangled himself from the foliage and drew himself up to full height, which was not particularly tall. “You know what they’re saying about me on the Tumbles, right?”
“I think they actually think I’m sexier,” Joel said.
“I wouldn’t be so sure,” BDubs said, attempting to throw his arm over Joel’s shoulder. Unfortunately, he couldn’t reach, so he awkwardly backed away with an outstretched arm.
“I am, as you know, a very tall and sexy god of lore,” Joel said. “I think that beats ‘weird mossy dwarf’ any day.”
—
Scott cursed as he slipped on a rock. He had been crawling through the wilderness for several hours, searching for his competitor, but he had finally come close. He checked his map one more time, seeing how far he had come. Looking up, he saw a small wooden cabin. He approached it and knocked on the door.
Etho opened it, allowing savory smoke to waft into Scott’s nose.
“What’s up?” Etho asked.
“I just came to tell you…” Scott said nervously, “we’re up against each other in the bracket…”
“Oh, that’s fun!” Etho said.
“And that I’m going to tell my fans that if they don’t vote for me they’re homophobic,” Scott said.
Scott couldn’t see it, but deep down he knew that Etho was frowning disapprovingly.
—
Grian walked into Mumbo’s base, following some weird, high-pitched noise from his own base.
“MumboJumbo!” a voice was singing. “I am hotter!”
"Mumbo?” Grian whispered hopefully. Following the sound, he walked deeper, approaching the slight opening in the walls of Mumbo’s vault. The noise grew, and Grian’s hopes grew with it.
Those hopes deflated when he entered and saw Slimecicle dropping slimeballs on every surface.
“MumboJumbo!” the autotuned voice continued. “Come and fight me!”
Grian sighed heavily, turned, and left.
—
Wilbur was walking towards his front door when he noticed Joe Hills sitting on his porch.
“Oh,” Wilbur said. “You’re Joe, right?”
"Yes I am!” Joe said.
“Is this about the bracket?” Wilbur asked.
“Oh, that silly thing?” Joe said. “No, not in the slightest! I just wanted to say howdy!”
“Do you want to come in or something?” Wilbur offered. “I have soup if you want it. And I’ve been told I make some pretty good burgers.”
“No, that’s fine,” Joe said. “I’m good just sitting right here.”
“OK, then,” Wilbur said, opening the door. He walked inside and looked around. On a hunch, he checked upstairs. Nothing was amiss. He came back down to find Joe sitting exactly where he had left him.
“Are you going to… move or something?” Wilbur asked.
“No, I think I’ll sit right here for the next…” he checked his phone. “22 hours and 57 minutes.”
—
Grian returned to his cave to find Quackity lounging on a dark oak stair in front of the portal.
“Hiya!” Quackity said.
"Oh no,” Grian said nervously. “What do you want?”
“I thought I’d skip ahead a bit and try to cut a deal,” he said. “You see, I know I can’t win against you. You’ve got way too many stans.”
“Look, if this is about the bracket, I don’t really care-”
“Look, Grian. I have an offer.” Quackity stood up and walked towards the hermit. “Let’s pool our votes and form a ticket together. We can be co-sexymen!”
“No no no no no,” Grian said. “I’ve heard this story before.”
“But I have to beat Wilbur!” Quackity said. “Come on, man. What the fu-”
“Nope!” Grian interjected, shoving Quackity back through the Rift.
Behind him, Grumbot lit up. He whirred briefly, and then spat out a message.
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
“This is a family-friendly server, Grumbot,” Grian said.
This started as a small composition exercise that has turned into an actual project. I've been attempting to capture the character essence of the 3rd life members in short little rpg-style themes. Since I have completed 10 I've collected what I've done so far. Feedback is greatly appreciated :)
I swear my hyperfixation with boat boys is healthy I swear
hero forge
picrew
the fucking sims 4
your local furry artist
bitmoji
shitty photoshoped collage
DeviantArt bases
zepeto
making edits of your favorite character
searching "dress up game" on the app store
learning how to draw
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