Can't Decide Whether It's Funnier To Say "my Hungry Ass Could Never Work At A" And Then Say Something

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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1 year ago

Sex Ed Time

ok I'm gonna tell you about some things that might happen if you are transitioning m->f. this is not a comprehensive list just my own experience, be sure to do your own research I just really wanted to voice how this affects me because I think open discussion about this type of stuff is just more helpful for everyone rather than keeping it private

BOOBS HURT WHEN THEY GROW

your sex drive (libido) will probably go down a lot

facial hair is very hard to get rid of

my go-to gender affirming clothing is high-waisted jeans. I suggest going to a goodwill or some sort of cheap store that lets you try on clothes to figure out what you like

muscle mass will go down, fat will be redistributed

boobs do all sorts of crazy stuff when you run / exercise

overtime your skin will get softer, you also might smell nicer, and I've been told it can thin body hair but I don't really see it all that much ๐Ÿคท

your brain chemistry can change when you reduce testosterone and increase estrogen, there are lots of factors that contribute toward any changes to your personality, but hormones can have an impact as well. for me this is a good thing because I struggle with allowing myself to feel emotions sometimes, no matter how hard I tried I was never really able to get myself to cry. I've gotten closer to being able to cry since I started transitioning though and that makes me very happy

this is a slow process that can take several years, ultimately you're going to be in your body for several years regardless, so if this is something you want it's definitely something you should try to pursue if possible. the time will pass anyways, and it does feel nice to work towards something that can make you happier.

also this is very important, you don't need to do any sort of hormone replacement therapy in order to be trans. not everybody can access HRT, and for those who can access it, not everybody wants to take on all the changes that come with treatments. you don't have to chemically or physically change your body in any way in order to deserve respect

all right that's all I have for right now feel free to add anything in the comments, I would especially like to hear from trans men what your experiences have been, I think openly talking about these types of things can really help some people

1 year ago

Day 18 - Heโ€™s been behaving well


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8 months ago

Are you waiting for us to be killed and exterminated? ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’”

Can you bear the toothache ๐Ÿฅน

The bombing is surrounding us and there is no safe place to go ๐Ÿ’”

To the innocent and the merciful, it is about humanity ๐Ÿ˜ž

Save me from the massacres and certain death!! We may not survive in the coming hours ๐Ÿ˜ž

Don't leave me and my family under genocide ๐Ÿฅน

Donate to me so I can escape the hell of war and undergo my surgeries and go to safety outside Gazaโค๏ธ

I hope everyone donates 20 or 30 dollars, it will make a difference for us so we can start a new life outside the stricken Gaza, where we cannot afford the travel costs, and the costs of my treatment โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰

Share my posts because this will speed up our rescue process โค๏ธ

https://gofund.me/4258a923


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7 months ago

Hello my friend, I am Ali from Gaza ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

I need your help if I can ๐Ÿ™

I don't feel good. I cannot obtain supplies for my children due to the high prices, and this requires an amount to buy winter clothes and food because we are approaching winter and my children need other supplies, and this is estimated at $400 ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

I came to you ashamed

Can you help me get my children's requirements? I just want a small donation of $25. Can you bear it? I'm really sorry ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”

https://www.gofundme.com/f/fm8uf-khan-younes


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8 months ago

Please support me

, I'm Karam Al Nabih from Gaza. My home, dreams, and university have been destroyed by the war. I'm a software engineer in my final semester, and I'm urgently seeking your support to rebuild my life and help my sick mother.

Please consider donating, even a small amount like 10 or 15 ยฃ, as every contribution makes a difference. If you can't donate, please share my story to help me reach my goal. Your support means the world to me.

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Donate here: https://gofund.me/a9d0f2d7

Thank you so much! ๐Ÿ™โค๏ธ

Vatted by @nabulsi @90-ghost


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7 months ago

help someone in a worse position than you

below are some vetted fundraisers. instead of falling to despair help the people who will face the brunt of this elections results.

@khaledalanqar - ghada nabil - 3,321/20,000 - vetted by @/gazavetters

@amirashawikh - khaled sameer - $2,249/$60,000 - vetted by @/gaza-evacuation-funds

@nabilalanqar - mohammed nabeel - 1,134/30,000 - vetted by @/gazavetters

@asmaajed2 - asmaa al majed - $11,067/$50,000 - reblogged by @/90s-ghost

@ahmedabuzuorfamily - ahmed abuzour - 594/30,000 - vetted by @/gazavetters - VERY LOW

@abed-rashad13 - abed rahman el-shaer - $15,496/$50,000 - vetted by @/gaza-evacuation-funds

@maha-sh18 - ratiba al-shaer - $536/$25,000 - vetted by @/gazavetters - VERY LOW

@save-amal-family - ahmed awad - 40,931/80,000 - reblogged by @/90s-ghost

@ahmeddahlancampaign / @azeza-dhlan- azeza & ahmed dahlan - 420/35,000 - vetted by @/gazavetters - VERY LOW

@ahlamramadan - ahlam ramadan - 4,453/20,000 - vetted by @/gazavetters

1 year ago
I Stop Posting Oversaturated Glowing Sigma Art When Hell Freezes Over . He Is Very Dear To Me .

i stop posting oversaturated glowing sigma art when hell freezes over . he is very dear to me .

+ extras under the cut :)

I Stop Posting Oversaturated Glowing Sigma Art When Hell Freezes Over . He Is Very Dear To Me .

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