Fuck 

you may think that my Christian secondary school was fancy or gothic but when we were in year 7 and the teachers told us to stretch like half the kids would do fortnight dances and they didn’t make any effort to stop them 

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

just because someone doesn’t express affection in the same way u do doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them. i’m sick of seeing characters who are touch averse be “cured” by the end of the story. and i’m especially sick of it happening because another character keeps forcing physical touch on them when they’re clearly uncomfortable. it’s not cute. and it’s extra not cute because it happens in real life, and seeing it in a show where it’s not condemned will make people think it’s ok. kids being “cured” of their touch aversion by their parents don’t need to be gaslit to believe that the pain that they’re feeling isn’t important. that they’re just being difficult. touch aversion is not an ailment. it does not need to be cured.

one time during French  class someone said they wanted to become a teacher and the teacher just told them that they shouldn’t

My school's rule about socks for girls basically means that we are never allowed to show our ankles because we are apparently stuck in the Victorian era.

Ok so like are we all agreed that willy wonka was a vampire right

like he doesn't age at all

if a real person didn't go outside that long they would be seriously vitamin D deficient but he is fine

i have beven motivated to make a list of the crimes of santa claus. no i will not say why

-promotes toxic masculinity (you better not cry)

-stalking (he sees you when you're sleeping. that's pretty creepy ngl)

-the most common: breaking and entering

-does he pay his elves??? do they have a choice??

-probably doesn't have a license for drivung reindeer

-stealing (takes cookies and carrots. that's very rude)

-forced reindeer to work for like two days nonstop

-favoritism (gives some kids coal and others presents. very rude. it ain't none of your business mr claus)

-doesn't pay rent to live in a whole ass continent. seriously man, you're probably rich, pay your share

-surprising people without permission

-keeping secrets

-not showing his identity (if you know my address & stalk me i deserve to see you)

-forcing people to cheat (i saw my mom kissing santa n. if he stalks people, he def knows she was married)

-on that note, pedophilia (that mom probably wasn't over a hundred years old or sum)

-he also cheated on HIS wife with that mom. why did i like this guy as a kid

-stealing children for help (literally any christmas movie, and you see him kidnapping)

-deception (literally anything he ever does)

-he probably also steals a lot of stuff from us earthlings. where else does he get all that stuff. mans in the north pole

-breaking promises (says he'll get you something for christmas but doesn't)

-probably magics the mailmen. how else do they know where he lives

-forcing those mailmen to go to the north pole coz he was too lazy to come get them. they probably missed dinner too

-reblog with more

God having a crush seems like so much effort

brexit is so old that it started when i was in primary school and i’m still not quite over that 

checking your phone in the bathroom at lunch and finding out that there was another school shooting is far too common 

at this point in the academic year the only thing left to do is cheat and die inside