Simon: "so...marco You're A Handsome Young Man. Girlfriend?"

can't wait for the beautiful sport in which cheating is literally kicking people and not, y'know, pressing a button wrong

I love how both Nico and Valentino are in the paddock this weekend so that they can haunt their respective situationships.

as a hater, i've got to appreciate vale's dedication. no one has lifelong feuds any more, kudos to him for sticking to the bit.

bezz being told live on air that jorge and raul are out of testing and it's on him now

Domizia Castagnini and Carola Bagnaia outside the Ducati Garage after Francesco Bagnaia crashed out of the Malaysian Sprint

i like sports because i like drama and homoeroticism its literally just that simple

Next thing we know, they'll have Marc Marquez in a room with 4 screens, playing every shot of his and Vale's love affair, rivalry, and divorce

(I fear he would actually lose it)

that picture looks fake! what was marc doing beefing with whole teenagers when he was 2 apples tall??

let's recap:

marc doing vale's iconic chicane overtake

vale choking marc in parc ferme

marc knocking vale down in 2018 argentina

vale refusing marc's handshake

is marc alive in his seat there 😭 poor dude is being traumatised

much like max in 2023 - if you need the top racer to dnf to win - it's not very impactful imo :)