Pato on hold with UPS on live tv for his Indy 500 helmet because he owes customs but they're not sending him a link to pay it... i love the month of may
characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
Next thing we know, they'll have Marc Marquez in a room with 4 screens, playing every shot of his and Vale's love affair, rivalry, and divorce
(I fear he would actually lose it)
as a hater, i've got to appreciate vale's dedication. no one has lifelong feuds any more, kudos to him for sticking to the bit.
favorite marc lie of the year is still him saying he stayed out in the rain in misano because pecco (who he just beat) (handily) is a local (it was his home race) (where he had pole) and would know the track better. all while his second bike that would presumably have the wet weather tires was fully out of commission and covered up in the corner of the garage because it was broken so he literally had no choice anyway.