She Fork On My Git Til I Commit

sleeping on a ferry is nature's fast travel

Old women lying in ponds distributing follower is no basis for a system of governance!

You have too many follower. The Tumbletariat must sieze and redristribute them.

I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED

They're always eating everything

oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!

It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!

5 years down the line:

T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did

hell yeah 👍

L

shits wild (positive)

that's it, post over, everyone go home

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

terfs and radfems keep calling me a #notallmen pick-me misogynist and IRL misogynists keep calling me a libtard sjw feminazi and here my dumb ass is floating down the river on the Don’t Be A Dickhead dinghy trynna drink my fucking juice

'Therd only 2 sexes..? "

Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad

Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh