Chris: Where are you, Max?
Max: I’m coming, darling!
The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!
Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.
so happy for Oscar’s 50th GP win !! 💜
Lando saying that his and Max’s friendship will end if Max doesn’t apologize to him…
Boy needs to be for real, doesn’t he know that the Max Verstappen apology tour only applies to Charles??
Needs to learn his place smh😒
OLLIE GETTING CALLED BABY/BABYDOLL BY THE FERRARI MECHANICS??!!??!?
HELLO?? THIS NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT BECAUSE WHAT
New curse dropped?
You know it’s bad when even Max falls victim to it…
Currently writing a short (smutty) fic about Max getting back at Charles for giggling at his DNF in the cool down room, iykyk.
While I know that Charles wasn’t laughing directly at Max, I still find it hilarious and want to write about Max being hot and ‘punishing’ Charles.
Wild take, but I’ve decided that Charles planned it because he knows how hot Max is when he’s jealous and mad. (And especially because of how much harder he’ll get fucked.)
Is this something you guys would be interested in reading? And if so, feel free to add any suggestions, I’m not done so I’d be happy to write in some of your ideas!!🫶🫶
This is the giggle of a man with no regrets.
Carlos Sainz try to not be a whiny bitch every time someone overtakes him challenge!!!
(Extremely Difficult) (Gone Wrong)
YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.
OH MY LORD HIS THIGHSSSS😭🙏
I AM UNWELL.
When I show up to the #1 Lestappen shipper competition and my opponent is fucking Verstappen.com
FIA was really handing out penalties this weekend like a middle schooler with gum