Parent: So What Did You Do In *class* Today Honey?

Reblog if your blog is safe for people of all genders and sexualities

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

Lol she's so comfy

Corgi on a Carousel

When you don’t have to respond but then you get The Urge™

Dats me

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

OMFG TUMBLR STAFF SAID THEY'D DELETE EVERY BLOG THAT DOESN'T REBLOG THIS BY FEBRUARY 1ST

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u