So You're Saying That Santa Claus Finished Your Float, Then Became Steven Tyler From Aerosmith To Perform

wow.

he's got the look 👀

Can I just say that I wanna kiss this man so FUCKING hard? Put my hands on his chest and mess around with his nipple ring?? Like, that's not gonna make anyone upset right?

Like, I want this man to ram into me as we're making love at like 4 AM. And whisper praises into my ear as he's thrusting so slowly and deeply....

Oh God.......

(from Emochi app)

"PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!" I scream into the mirror with the lights off. I turn the lights back on and I see that I am surrounded by all my rockstar crushes.

Horny Jail

Meet your new inmate

my reaction while I was watching that interview of axl and he’s talking about how much he loves orgasms:

writers don’t have hobbies, we have obsessions.

“Stop sexualizing ____.”

The truth is, sexuality is woven into nearly every aspect of human nature and culture, whether people choose to acknowledge it or not.

Whining about men who play in bands being sexualized is oxymoronic. Their image and appeal have always been tied to attraction - it’s part of the industry, whether people admit it or not.

These men built their careers by sexualizing women, objectifying them for their own gain. And now, when the tables are turned, you act like it’s an issue? believe me, they don’t care, neither should you.

the world is a harsh and indifferent place. Whether you embrace its cruelty or resist it, it doesn’t matter.

(this one was always my fav <3)

had to come back here to wish a happy birthday to my favourite bassist <3

(celebrating by posting (and reposting) my favourite Duff photos <3)