I Can’t Believe I Used To Think People My Age Were Adults

when you’re not paying attention in class and you finally look at the board

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

witch’s glen

this gets funnier as it replays

- Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? - As a matter of fact they do. [x]

#i say “that’s my baby and i’m really proud”

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

gookgod:

me: dane i wanna fight bill o’reilly’s old arss so bad

me: i prefer civil debate with reason and logic