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When you drop anything in the bathroom

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

NOT ENOUGH

I freaking love this!

My roommate was so angry at me for this pun.

WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEARN THAT HARRY DIDN’T STEAL NEVILLE’S LOLLIPOP, IT GOT STUCK TO HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK AS HE WALKED PAST. 

IF HE STOLE IT 

A) WE WOULD SEE HIS HAND STICKING OUT TO GRAB IT

B) IF HARRY WAS EATING IT, IT WOULD BE INVISIBLE SINCE ANYTHING UNDER THE CLOAK BECOMES INVISIBLE

a thrilling trilogy

I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you.

The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis (via doudz)

“Not all men” you’re right. Mr. Wickham would do something way worse