Incorrect Quotes

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

I’ve gone and done it. I’ve monetized my comic that everybody used to rip off. Buy these shirts and you’ll not only become an instant fashion icon, but you’ll also be supporting me, an insanely hot artist.

Curious how the only children the GOP is worried about are ones that are rich and white…

banned words: spicy, boi, lewd, dank, spoopy, smol, waifu, loli, kek, any written twitch or betterttv emote (kreygasm, monkas). punishment: instant death

OF COURSE I’ve witnessed it.

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whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point