Did @redbowedblogger Stutter? Canon In My Books. Ignore The Fishstick.

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

please shoot me hayden

cute and cosy sketches of my actual wife that I'm legally married to

love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.

I can't fix him but you know what I can do?

I can draw him naked+smoking, that's my god-given ability

By Bruce Weber

ecologist's character is so plant-coded, I'm shaking I'm tweaking

(she is literally poisonous!! but also healing!! and she has a hidden thorn!! and spiritually my girl is just a dandelion growing in concrete!!)

If you've never read "Corrupted by Design" by @icedb1ackcoffee you should probably do it idk man all the cool kids do