I Think Its Really Really Important To Remember How EASILY Stan Couldve Dropped A "now I Have To Deal

next tumblr sexyman: the angel dude from "a christmas journey" by scott cawthon

I'm glad a lot of people headcanon apollo justice as trans (and I agree) but my hot take is that he's the kinda guy that goes on T and learns he has the male pattern baldness gene. he hits 30 and turns into this genre of man:

like you knowwww his business card has a logo that's just glasses and beard

I WAS JUST TAPPING HIM ON THE HEAD.

i made one about tftgs but here’s another one

Studio Investigrave x undertale 😋

Me combining both of my special interests 😍

I have a Toon x Mobster headcannon that i havent seen yet? but i strongly HC that Jack is extremely hard to get a good photo of in universe like to a CRYPTID level of un-photogenic, maybe something to do with his toon-ness or just his him-ness but it is just impossible to get a good photo of this man!! rival mobs try to get a photo of him to show as their target but its always blurry or smudged in a silly way, his license photo always has something comedic happen so it doesn't show his face (but he gets around it anyway- toon luck) the only one whos ever been able to get a clear photo is his mom, so the rival mob tries to break into her house to grab a single photo of him and she just FOLDS them on the spot so now these full on mobsters have a dart board with a shitty drawing of Jack Desmond in the center (Toon x Mobster is a series that belongs to @blackkatdraws btw, be sure to check out their stuff!!)

Defend your country, Phoenix!

I hope Phoenix and Edgeworth become canon but it’s like 20% offensive. I hope it comes off like it was written by a gen xer who was trying to be supportive but did not do their research. I hope they become so extremely stereotypical (a la Jean Armstrong) that it circles back around to being iconique. I hope Maya calls someone a metrosexual again. She should call someone a fairy too. I hope they give Apollo another backstory where he was childhood friends with a character called Eaton Cox

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