Hold It! It’s Been Canon And Always Been Canon Your Honor And The Prosecution Just Proved It!

I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand — How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep — while I weep! O God! Can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? - Edgar Allan Poe (Season 2 launches January 30th, at 9pm EST. Hope to see you there!)

the world's greatest actor animatic for stanley pines :]

(song by Milk In The Microwave)

finally done with this!!! im not 100% happy with the final result but overall i like how it turned out :D this took about two weeks (?) of work with some breaks

I have a Toon x Mobster headcannon that i havent seen yet? but i strongly HC that Jack is extremely hard to get a good photo of in universe like to a CRYPTID level of un-photogenic, maybe something to do with his toon-ness or just his him-ness but it is just impossible to get a good photo of this man!! rival mobs try to get a photo of him to show as their target but its always blurry or smudged in a silly way, his license photo always has something comedic happen so it doesn't show his face (but he gets around it anyway- toon luck) the only one whos ever been able to get a clear photo is his mom, so the rival mob tries to break into her house to grab a single photo of him and she just FOLDS them on the spot so now these full on mobsters have a dart board with a shitty drawing of Jack Desmond in the center (Toon x Mobster is a series that belongs to @blackkatdraws btw, be sure to check out their stuff!!)

I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.

Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.

There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:

just. please. stop. please.

A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like

📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.

and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.

A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.

The Narrator is not all knowing, we know this from his lack of knowledge regarding The Timekeeper. But! The Narrator does know about Stanley. Statement: Stanley is in fact addicted to drugs and hookers and this proves that he is secretly having a gay love affair. Evidence below.

We can assume The Narrator put up these letters, as Stanley was unaware of the show coming up. Do you see that? "I love the way you ride elevators <3 xx" Is Stanley cheating on his wife? Yes. We know this is not his wife, his wife signs her letters and has different handwriting. Clearly this was someone who did not want to be traced back, as they didn't sign their name. Stanley has to know this person, they've ridden in an elevator before. We know Stanley is hot with his coworkers and "tells good stories". What stories is he telling? Unimportant. More importantly, Stanley taught one of his coworkers a cool skateboard trick. Only drug addicts do cool skateboard tricks. With these letters, we can see that Stanley IS addicted to drugs and hookers! What if Stanley is distracting himself with hookers to hide his sexuality. The broom closet, it was a metaphor you see. Stanley's bucket is a metaphor for his gay love affair. A metaphor for the elevator letter.

SOMEONE VANDALIZED THE WIKI LMAO

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

my name's apollo justice and i'm having a familial crisis

GUYS I FINALLY HAVE A OFFICIAL NARRATOR!!

(I'm honestly proud of myself for drawing this yesterday and, since I now have an official narrator I can draw more stuff :D )