I Feel Like SAWTOWNE’s “Confessions Of A Rotten Girl” Is So Good Partially Because Of How It Makes

The tsp hyperfixation is bad bad

I only bought it like last week

anyways here’s the narrator that lives in my brain rent free <3 I ADORE all the sort of cryptic eldritch / inhuman narra designs but unfortunately mine is just. Some guy

Late Night Thinking..

I like the fact that Apollo's circle of acquaintances is just... completely batshit. like he knows/knew and is/was on good terms with

a (presumably) very famous rockstar

gangsters

a popular foreign singer (who is also his mother)

a famous magician troupe

astronauts

multiple high-profile legal professionals

the literal public enemy number one of a small asian country

the princess of said country

Day 5: Affection

i’m sorry this is late!! i’ve been super busy lately but i absolutely plan on finishing the stobotnik week prompts….eventually!!

Anyways that’s for all the love you guys have been giving my art, it genuinely means so much to me to see people liking and commenting!! You guys are the best!

I know that the word companion can be used platonically but The Narrator calling Stanley "a wonderful companion" in his speech after collecting all the Figleys, it just... Yknow, it's food

Mobs still getting use to teru’s overwhelming amounts of affection and attention

thinking about the narrator again

like he feeds of praise and being criticized is like twisting a knife in his gut, but he also doesn’t care about how other actually feel about his game, as long as they talk about how amazing he is

and the skip button fucking destroys him because of this, breaks him down to a point where interaction alone is more rewarding that praise normally. worst of all is that he back himself into a corner, a cold, empty corner, all because he wanted to be adored by the masses

and i think cookie9 saying “they should add a skip button” is what made the narrator do this. with the other reviews, they give no “this would make it better”, only criticism. but with cookie9, the narrator knows exactly what they want, he knows what would make them like him.

with all the other reviews, he defends himself, he doesn’t want to put in the work of think what would make them like me? but cookie9 gives that to him directly, makes it easy

he doesnt actually want to change his game to make is appetizing to everyone, he just want everyone to like it. and a skip button wouldn’t change much, would it?

assign a key to it, that’s small and unobtrusive! his game is still the same and cookie9 will surely edit their review saying how much they adore the new change!

and that totally happens idk what y’all are talking about

I'm glad a lot of people headcanon apollo justice as trans (and I agree) but my hot take is that he's the kinda guy that goes on T and learns he has the male pattern baldness gene. he hits 30 and turns into this genre of man:

like you knowwww his business card has a logo that's just glasses and beard

https://uquiz.com/quiz/w6OPts/what-color-are-you

The tsp brainrot is real guys. Trust me it's narrator coded just play it