Lithospherio - Just Your Local Guy

Lazy content repost from my tt I’m awesome

That is a tranquilizer btw Ritsu is FINE

when you see the most ATROCIOUS headcannons about one of your favorite characters but you don’t wanna be mean so you don’t say anything and just suffer in silence

GUYS I FINALLY HAVE A OFFICIAL NARRATOR!!

(I'm honestly proud of myself for drawing this yesterday and, since I now have an official narrator I can draw more stuff :D )

How do I tell everyone in the ace attorney courtroom that every single one of them is stupid and there are at least 5 contradictions in every piece of evidence I have right now basically. Lile why does bro have a necklace on in one photo and then not in any taken after he's dead. (A two second theory was that phoenix "strangling him" was actually phoenix taking the necklace idk.) Also if it's so cold why is phoenix wearing slides. And if them both wearing hats because of said temperature is so important to state, why is only phoenix's hat actually warm. Shadi's isn't doing ANYTHING to keep him warm. And his shirt being so open can't be doing anything there either. ALSO THE BOTTLE WITH PHOENIX'S PRINTS ON IT HAS A LID AND THE ONE IN THE PHOTOS OF THE CRIME SCENE DOESN'T. AM I DELUSIONAL. AM I OVER THINKING. PLEASE SEND HELP FOR MY SANITY, KRISTOPH MAY NOT HAVE RUINED MY GOOD MOOD BUT SPENDING OVER HALD AN HOUR CROSS EXAMING OLGA ORLY SURE HAS

next tumblr sexyman: the angel dude from "a christmas journey" by scott cawthon

THE RITSHOS ARE PLENTIFUL… i just had lots off diff pose ideas for this bg so I did multiple ^^

Also terumob sketch and some Terumob personality swap AU idkBACKFLIPS

the best part of all of this is non mob psycho viewers forming a blood feud with reigen over this without knowing who he is or what he has done

I don’t think the gods understand what makes a suitable gift for modern humans.

Maybe consult the humans next time.

Will I draw this as a proper comic? Probably not but I thought the idea was funny and thus I am releasing it upon the world.

I came up with this idea before I remembered that I had THIS in my camera role

Afterschool Hours

I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.

Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.

There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:

just. please. stop. please.

A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like

📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.

and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.

A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.