Had To Show You Guys. He Looks So Unbelievably Bad. For Context He Always Gets Shit Crusted In His Fur

One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

Halfway through the Brick ™️.

Get help you guys, I can't stop laughing 😭

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Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is my understanding of things...

David Tennant: wears a shirt and publicly says trans kids have the right to exist. Otherwise continues to just do his thing as a beloved British actor with no social media.

The UK Right: has an absolute fit, tries to call him a pedo, but it backfires and gets one of their own fired

David Tennant: wears pride pins in public venues and is supportive of his kid. Otherwise continues to do his thing and has a massive year as a beloved British actor with no social media.

LGBT Britain: give him an ally award for... Not stopping being a good dad and wearing pins while on TV.

David Tennant: accepts award with grace and humility and understanding that the bar for allyship is in the floor, and says he wishes a right wing politician would shut up (presumably about trans people).

Rishi Sunak and the Tories: tries to go after DT for impinging on freedom of speech.

When the Tories go down in flames, can we credit DT? Just a little bit? For lolz?

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[L→R] A Wanderer’s Birthday Wish

Adaptations focus on Carmilla as just an Evil Seductress so much that they neglect that she has abilities that rival Dracula's and has ones that he doesn't.

She can shapeshift into a terrifying giant cat, into a black wraith. After biting she can join the dreams of the one she bit, she can manifest into an apparition like a psychic vampire, slip through cracks and locks. Physically, her one bite will normally kill within days (which seems to be part of her vampirism). Weapons shatter before her; she's indestructible at night. Even at day, she has super strength and can toss a grown man away like a mosquito, despite her languidness she'll dodge and block blows from trained army men, can disappear from sight without a trace, and her grip can numb one's limbs permanently.

She has no weather control like Dracula, which is a unique trait from having sold his soul to Satan with top grades. But she has nothing to envy about him. And she's only 150ish, and not a trained wizard and a vampire out of desire to become a powerful undead warlord, but was forced to become one.