☕️ Cursed Café Edits 🧪

When I realised what this was referencing I screamed 😭

Hi my name is Citizen Chauvelin and Im a Citizen of Paris (that’s how I got my name) i have  piercing black eyes like a falcon in the dive and a lot of people tell me I look like Maximilien François Marie Isadore Robespierre of Arras  (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!).  I’m not related to  Marguerite St. Just  but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie and has an earring. Im a ruthless, amoral patriot who firmly believes that the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel is a threat and a mockery to the French Republic .  I have very pale white skin because you cant get much sunlight covered in the blood of monarchists .  I’m also . The former ambassador to the United Kingdom where I met Sir. Percy who is also a hottie and my nemesis 5ever.  I’m a revolutionary (in case you couldn’t tell) and I always wear all black like the death that will come to my enemies.  For example today I was wearing Black tights with black shoes, a black  tailcoat, and a cravat, and carried a copy of The Social Contract in my coat pocket.  I was walking outside the Place de la Révolution.  It was  raining so there was no sun, which I was happy about.  The scarlet pimprnel stopped another executition stared at me.  I put up my middle finger at him.

Thinking about how it's a running joke in gothic horror lit that there are a lot of important characters named Henry, specifically Henry Clerval in Frankenstein, Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray, and obviously Henry Jekyll in The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but Dracula notably doesn't have a Henry in the cast, not even among the one-off minor characters, but then my late-night galaxy brain was like, wait, if Stoker most likely drew heavily from Henry Irving as his inspiration, then Dracula himself is arguably a stealth Henry 🧐

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Hi my name is Nagito Frontotemporal Dementia Raven Way and I have long bone white hair (bleached by my cancer) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and pallid green eyes like tears mixed with swamp water and a lot of people tell me I look like Sonia Nevermind (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also an Ultimate, and I go to a talent school called Hope's Peak in Japan where I'm in the first year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hope's Peak. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of reserve course students stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

back on my diasomnia bs again lads!! Lilia’s birthday isn’t until January but I wanted to get this out while it was still in my head and before they ruin all my headcanon. not pictured: Yuu insisting that the Fudgie the Whale cake is absolutely essential to the process.

also I don’t care what canon says, in my heart Crowley made birthday parties mandatory after episode 4 in a half-assed attempt to boost morale. by the time we hit episode 7 there’s going to be compulsory bingo nights that nobody finds fun except Trein probably.

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

The interaction:

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week