I Started Using Head And Shoulders Ten Years Ago For Itchy Scalp And Dandruff, And Then For Ten Years

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

i think it should be illegal to not have paper menus. and it should be illegal to only accept digital payments and not accept cash

generally making anything accessible only with a phone sould be illegal. like genuinely regulated by the govt and forbidden. IMO

"I'M BAGGIN' THIS WITCH!"

Taste is the most important factor in nutrition.

Because you get the most nutrients from the foods you'll actually eat.

So add cheese, oil, spices, vinegar, sauces, etc. Try them roasted or sauteed or pureed, etc.

The actual secret to eating lots of fruits and veggies and other nutrient dense foods is:

Make them taste good. That's literally it.

reposting what i said on twitter because guys im kinda going fucking insane over this timeline

mobbypoo

what are we, some kind of league of legends?