No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, Fro.m The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Bathroom

My man Omggg

The obsession is coming back

Some Eddie fluff? Idk but I miss him.

“He’s been staring at you all fucking night.” Eddie groans, running his hand over his face for the fifth time at least.

You smirk at him as your eyes wander over to the guy in question. He was indeed staring, his blue eyes shining in the glow of the bonfire. He shoots a wink in your direction making you roll your eyes.

“Hargrove?” you giggle, your lighthearted tone making Eddie groan even louder.

“Yes, Hargrove. With his stupid muscles and his stupid tight jeans and his..”

“Eds.” you interrupt his rambling. His big brown eyes meet yours as you scoot even closer to him on the grass.

“Hm?”

“Not my type.” you whisper, leaning in to kiss his lips gently.

“No? What exactly is your type?” Eddie smiles, his perfect lips catching your attention.

“Mmm.. lanky, tatted, a little weird, a lot nerdy..”

“I’m not that nerdy..” he chuckles as his arm wraps around your waist. You snuggle in even closer smelling his cheap cologne along with his camel blues. Your favorite smell.

“Adorable, funny, big heart, even bigger di-”

“O-okay, alright sweetheart.” Eddie laughs, pulling you to the ground with him. You roll over, resting on your elbow.

“You, Eddie. It’s always gonna be you.” you hum, laying your head on his chest.

“I know baby, just wanted to hear you say it.” Eddie says softly, his strong arms pulling you in.

NICKNAMES HE’D USE, HEAD-CANNON

sweet girl / my sweet girl

used in any context! you'd most typically hear those two/three words while he's admiring you in some form, often muttering "My sweet girl" while gazing at you in an admirable manner. He would also use this nickname when youre sad, tired or need consolation in some sort. Often saying "Whats wrong, sweet girl? Everythin' okay?"

angel

usually used when he's creeping up beside you to slither his arms around your waist, or after arriving home from being out, letting out a "hey, angel" or "hi angel, what're you doin'?"

love / my love

used in any context yet again! but, most typically used in the mornings after first wake, muttering phrases like "Mmm, hi love" "Morning, my love", yada yada yada!

sweetheart

used aaaaaaaall the time! genuinely top 3 nicknames he uses for you. Its often used throughout any moment, fluff induced or not so much (wink wink)

lover

he typically uses this one when talking about you to others, typically referring to you as his lover

baby

similar to sweetheart, he uses this one for any given time, reasoning or place. it can be used for 629 different occasions/lil moments you two share together!

honey

he often uses this one as a greeting yet again. often being phrased in sentences such as "Hi honey, how are you? You feelin' okay?"

Jeff come back the kids miss you

you know you can’t find love when all the men you go for are either older than you or dead.

the vibe i bring to the function

Adding bones and all and we’re good

I have 2 sides:

Death Wish Club (1984)

Awwww 🫐

Stanley is obsessed with calling you his wife/husband/ spouse that he uses it more often then he does your actual name.

‘Have you met my wife/husband/spouse?’

‘My wife/husband/spouse is gorgeous.’

‘All marriage is a sham but my marriage to my wife/husband/spouse is going great, you lot be safe though.’

Stanley loves calling you his wife/husband/ spouse because you saying yes was the best thing in his life in a really, really long time and he didn’t want to fuck this up in the slightest.

Ford says it because he’s in disbelief that you actually married him.

So much so that he mumbles ‘I have a wife/husband/spouse?’ Constantly as the smile on his face gets bigger as he exclaims ‘I HAVE A WIFE/HUSBAND/SPOUSE!’ He then rushes over to you, holds your face as he kisses it while thanking you for being his wife/husband/spouse.