Hello Jon

ive seen gay sex straighter then whatever was going on in that fucking honda odyssey

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

I am here at.. uh... well, I can't quite remember now."

sometimes you just need to be distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international licence

Do you ever close the tumblr app because it is boring and you don't want to anymore, just to look at your phonescreen like oohhh tumblr I like that and open it and nothing changed :) yeahhh

Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

Haha yeah no there’s not something wrong with my brain im just special to an eldritch fear entity 

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.