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epic predictions for magnus protocol tomorrow

i'm sick and watching house and tf is wilson so pretty n gay for?

In Deadpool & Wolverine, one of the Deadpool Corps members is dressed up as Hugh Jackman’s character from The Greatest Showman. This implies that there is an alternate universe where Wade has to sing The Other Side with Logan, to convince him to join the X-Men. In this essay I will-

just thinking about how wolverine has such a heightened sense of smell that he can smell emotions. he can hear heartbeats. he’s a walking lie detector and he’s living with DEADPOOL. no wonder logan was actually able to hurt wade’s feelings in the honda odyssey (beyond seeing himself in wade), and no wonder he trusted wade’s invitation to come home with him.

Tma au except Jon never drops the skeptic act he’s causing the apocalypse and he’s like “I’m sure there is a scientific explanation for this, magic is #fake”

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

I know Jon acknowledges this but it’s funny to me that A Guest for Mr. Spider is just genuinely the LEAST credible statement out of all 81 we’ve heard so far.

Like okay, Mr. Statement Giver, you were a very young child, and you just read a spooky children’s book, and your childhood bully stole it from you. And you’re oh-so convinced that the way your bully walked off was because the book’s monster was calling him and the house he went into belonged to the book’s monster and the monster got him the end.

No one else who can corroborate any events. No evidence whatsoever. A hearsay statement from childhood that sounds like a normal interaction played-up by the imagination of a scared kid frightened by his scary book.

The only evidence in Jon’s favor is the fact that the book was a Leitner. But that’s basically tautological. The only reason Jon was lending extra credibility to Leitner-book statements is BECAUSE of his encounter with A Guest for Mr. Spider.

The absolutel audacity of Mr. Jonathan Archivist Sims to show up with not just AN unverifiable statement, but the MOST unverifiable statement to date. Statement ends.

Play "Slay the Princess" to hear Jonny Sims be very disappointed in you many, many times.

the honda odyssey, huh?

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams