Anything To Make This Clowns Life Harder

I'm a slut for cottage core gingerbread houses so I made one!

I swear to christ if I see this yellow abomination one more time I'm gonna chuck my phone out the window

Yo what the fuck this is so beautiful and poignant???

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

Jackson and Lansing railroad

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Holy shit. Ben & Jerry's aren't fucking around

this is so mean but sometimes i see published writing and suddenly no longer feel insecure about my own writing ability. like well okay that got published so im guessing i dont have much to worry about

I made a little guy ❤️❤️❤️

I am tired I am sad, I am tired i am sad, I am tired I am sad

Maybe I'm being a bit hopeful here but when alastor says the line "died for his friends" for a moment it felt like he was saying he wanted to. Like for one second he considered staying and fighting Adam even if it was a losing battle because he thought the others wouldn't be able to take him down either. He obviously didn't do that but I feel like he thought about it for one single second and now he is losing his mind cause he absolutely does not want to care about these people but it looks like that train is leaving the station.

Alastor is being dragged kicking and screaming into love and he is furious about it