No One Is Allowed To Have A Crush On Me. If You Get A Crush On Me Please Just Like File A Restraining

Wrist shivs seem more practical for such fine motor skills

least favorite thing about evolution is how the appendix exists and is functionally useless-cum-harmful, and meanwhile humans STILL haven't evolved elbow shivs

SENTIENT COIN EATER

i'm bored. i want attention. i want to lay on the beach and have a group of kids gather around and poke me curiously with a stick

"funny" how you always hear "asexual ppl are still capable of love!!" but never "aromantic are still capable of physical attraction!!" almost as if sex and the aromantic community in general were highly demonized <3 nah instead we get "aromantic ppl are still capable of love!!" which is incredibly harmful for a multiple of reasons. big sigh

(this isn't an attack on asexuals btw, i just hate the double standard and the "x community is still capable of y" statement to begin with)

Me: we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty :)

Ok Ladies and people with uteruses,

If you use the tracking apps like Flo its time to stop and delete your data. They have illegally sold data in the past. One of their chief investors is Peter Thiel who has donated millions to Trump and other GOP canditates. Peter Thiel, who referred to rape as "belated regret." Your data is not safe and could be used against you.

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

Holy shit transphobes are so stupid

Don't impose on me what to do, teach me how to do it. Giant creatures on pixiv

Thanks for that 😘

If I consume enough fic it will become canon