Lizzieblopaz24 - KateBeloved

*at a zoo*

Yelena: What are they in for?

Kate: Yelena, this isn't prison.

Yelena: So they can leave?

Kate: No, but-

Yelena, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Bishova idea: The first time Kate saw Yelena drunk, because I imagine that's not easy to happen

I don't know, it's a silly thought. Kate seeing Yelena laughing at things that don't make sense but still having an aim and balance that no drunk person should have. Having ideas like adopting several ducks and training them to dance the Swan Lake and Kate almost accepting it but knowing she can't because the sober Yelena will kill her later for letting this happen

omg wait I love this

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“Hasn’t she drank like two handles already?” Kate groaned.

“Yes she has. I don’t know where she puts it all,” Natasha said.

“Kaaaate! Katie Katttt,” Yelena whined.

“Yes baby?” Kate said, holding an arm around the Russian’s waist to help her stand.

“Letsss do the darts Kate Bishop!”

“Oh no you don’t. We don’t need someone losing an eye because you’re drunk!” Kate said, steering her girlfriend away from the dart board in the bar.

“I am not drunk,” Yelena pouted. “It is simply a buzz, sestra,” she said, crookedly pointing at Natasha who was sat on a bar stool. “Watch me!”

Kate stared in awe as Yelena had somehow gotten her hands on darts anyway, throwing multiple bullseyes in a row. “If I was drunk could I do that?!”

“Hmm maybe not…” Kate thought aloud. “No! You’ve drank too much!! You’re drunk!”

“Whatever Kate Bishooop!”

Kate sat down at the bar next to Natasha, rubbing her head as Yelena mingled around the bar, the other patrons giggling at the blonde assassin stumbling around.

“Kate! There you are. You have to stop hiding from me Katie Kat!” Yelena said, trying to be seductive as she trailed her finger crookedly across the archer’s face.

“Lena I’ve been sitting her next to Natasha the whole time!” Kate said, looking at her obviously drunk girlfriend.

“Natasha is here?! Oh my Natalia I’ve missed youuuu,” Yelena cried, her face softening at the sight of her older sister.

“Yelena, I took you here!” The older assassin whined.

“Lena baby, let’s get you home where we can go to bed,” Kate said, rubbing Yelena’s back.

“No!! I promised that nice gentleman that I’d adopt his ducks and we could train them to do ballet!” Yelena said frowning. Kate thought about it for a second and then shook her head quickly, knowing sober Yelena would probably take her out if she agreed.

“Baby, the man told me he already gave the ducks to someone else. We have to go home now, okay?” Kate said, rubbing Yelena’s shoulder.

“Where is he? I will fight him for my ducks!!!” Yelena said angrily.

“We have to get her out of here before she does something we have to clean up!” Natasha said. Kate nodded and walked her girlfriend towards the door.

“C’mon Lena we have to go,” Kate pushed gently.

“No! I need to find that man!”

“Okay he’s out this door, I promise!” Kate said, getting an idea.

“I’m gonna show him what I’ve got!!” Yelena said, swinging her fists haphazardly.

Kate quickly opened Natasha’s car door and she sped off to their apartment to drop off the two lovebirds. “Is she always this wild?” Kate asked Natasha quietly as the small blonde assassin had finally gone quiet and fallen asleep on her shoulder.

“Honestly it’s one of the few times I’ve ever seen her drunk, so I’m not sure,” Nat said, smiling. “But I’m glad she has you to look after her.”

Kate beamed, brushing some wispy hairs off of Yelena’s face as she snores lightly on her shoulder. She knew she was lucky to have the blonde’s trust, but she was even luckier to have her love as well.

Look people, as an aroace woman, and someone who already absolutely hates that Yelena and Kate are already being shipped, I gotta say it: you can't tell people not to ship them. Shipping them doesn't invalidate real aroace people. Shipping them won't make the ship canon. Let. People. Ship. in. Peace.

It's a fucking ship! Who cares if the character ia aroace, gay, straight or a fucking robot?! It doesn't matter!! It's just a ship

NEW LIGHTCANNON SKINS!! I’M SPINNING IN CIRCLES AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN!! I KNOWW THEY ARE IN LOVE!!

I’m gonna ignore the blatant timebomb implications…😁

Relaxing is best with those dearest to you. That includes pets.

Nami worrying about her girlfriend 🥰

✨90s rom com style au ✨

What happens when the Jock falls behind on her literature assignment and has to beg the over achiever cheer captian to tutor her? The pair both begin to learn from each other and both begin to feel more than just friends. That is until the jocks friends reveal Kate’s secret and Kate bishop has to fight to prove herself to Yelena.

guys look they're literally holding hands

something something gay about Hailee Steinfeld posting Florence Pugh’s Venice post on her insta story. gonna need their characters to kiss to make up for whatever this was

I couldn't stop thinking about this dialogue