Jizzie

what did I imply, hmmm?

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

That sounds like an actual dream that I'm willing to help with

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

(MLP themesong starts playing)

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

I can confirm, he resembles a clumsy seahorse.

I'm calling to let you know youre pregnant

What?! I’ll have you know I’m not capable of having that happen.

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

[She laughs, ruffling his hair and squeezing him tightly. It appears that she was reverted to her normal, not ten foot size, no longer in her Ocean Queen skin.] Jimmy!! It's so nice to finally see you, in person! I've honestly just been sending and receiving mail, not much to do when you're by yourself. How about you? I heard something about a quiz and color coded socks?

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

That sounds like Grian alright... The diamonds probably weren't too big of a waste if what I've heard about those sneaky snails around Hermitcraft is true, at least!

That seems like a skill from Impulse, honestly. He's just so wholesome, I'd feel bad if I didn't laugh :(

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

OOC post

Heads up, I might not be very active for the next week or so because of school starting back up, as well as Fanexpo starting next week. I apologize for any delayed responses or answers. I'll get to them soon!!!

-Luanne

@gtwscars-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox !!!!

i miss them so much it's not even funny anymore chat

the designs are @y0gurtfae 's!!! please go check out their peak art <3

BUT ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY THIS WAY

@itlw-mailbox

[I just processed the weird ass love triangle thing we're going to be in now thanks to GUIDE what do we do about that actually]