Yes. Superfan.

Lizzie joel committed a microaggression against me: (

(OOC: I am choosing to not give Lizzie anymore context for this but if the blog runner wants to know the context it should be on the joel account with the chain starting with me asking if Joel was polyam)

Oh no, not again! What'd he do this time? I could have a talk with him if you'd like :(

[Thanks for letting me know!!!]

@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox

[Pardon the tag!] EXCUSE ME?

this is such a beautiful tweet

[ the letter that comes through the mail has a peculiar little red sealing on it. within it, as well, is a pressed flower - it looks odd, mostly grey and white. when he had been sending it, guy had been a little amused with himself - that makes the second eyeblossom he's sent to someone. ]

hello, miss lizzie! i hope you're doing well. i've heard of you before, an empress of the sea - and unfortunately, i don't lie close to the ocean, so i don't have any shells or such to give to you, so i hope this flower will do. it's been pressed so that it will last for longer, and maybe if you find a seal for it, it could be used as a bookmark of sorts?

i know this is supposed to be a formal greeting of sorts (or, at least, i try to make my first mails to people somewhat formal), but it's been a long while since i've been able to see other sorts of biomes, so i wonder - how is the sea? what kinds of creatures are there? do you have a favourite kind?

[ next to this, is a little doodle of a fish. ]

it's been a long time since i went swimming. i hope i can do that again soon... ah, but that's off topic. i'm not quite sure where i was going with this, but overall, i hope you're well. :)

sincerely,

some guy.

@sincerely-some-guy

[She picks at the seal, ripping the envelope slightly as she opens it and the paper flutters out, along with the flower. She blinks, taking the flower into her fingers and twirling it around as she inspected it. She smiled softly, placing it down on the desk next to the letter, which she lifts and starts to read.] Hello, Some Guy. Thank you for the well wishes, I am indeed doing quite nicely. I hope the same applies to you. It's true that I am indeed a ruler of the ocean, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy gifts from the land! This is quite the peculiar flower, I'll have to ask Scott about it sometime. It will make a wonderful bookmark for my journal, thank you for gifting it to me! Don't worry too much about being formal; just be yourself. I prefer to see people as they are. The sea is quite nice! It's a deep turquoise at times, and a light cyan at others. It's quite salty though, so you'll get a lot of salt on the breeze. There are all kinds of creatures here, varying from turtles to dolphins to tropical fish. The most common marine life I see are axolotls, however! I try to care for them all equally, but I must admit that my axolotl guards, Sir Strawberry and Lady Marcellene hold a special place in my heart. [She's doodled a pair of axolotls in return, each labeled as Marcellene and Strawberry.] Swimming is rather refreshing, I must say. I do hope you get the chance to experience it once again. Thank you for the lovely letter, and the beautiful flower. Oceans Blessings, Lizzie

Who knows, they might be really nice!

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

[She laughs, ruffling his hair and squeezing him tightly. It appears that she was reverted to her normal, not ten foot size, no longer in her Ocean Queen skin.] Jimmy!! It's so nice to finally see you, in person! I've honestly just been sending and receiving mail, not much to do when you're by yourself. How about you? I heard something about a quiz and color coded socks?

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

superhero au where mumbo jumbo is his superhero name

grian nearly calls him mumbo when introducing him to someone because he knew him as a hero before he knew him as a civilian. catches himself and ends up saying "This is my best friend Mum— Oli" and they just get the weirdest looks because did he just call this 6 foot 5 guy with a moustache Mum?

sooo... do you just like being a giant lady or something?

Yes I do! It's fun to be taller than everybody, especially Joel :)

ponyo is jizzie

I can neither deny nor confirm my role in the selection of the victim.

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

@docs-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @joels-mailbox

im sorry

they got the wrong idea but they got the spirit