I Was Told To Come Yell At Grian For Not Enabling The Yaoi.

[She laughs, ruffling his hair and squeezing him tightly. It appears that she was reverted to her normal, not ten foot size, no longer in her Ocean Queen skin.] Jimmy!! It's so nice to finally see you, in person! I've honestly just been sending and receiving mail, not much to do when you're by yourself. How about you? I heard something about a quiz and color coded socks?

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

Yes, it is. Sadly the squeezing and eye popping led to severe brain damage and caused you to completely forget about this ever happening.

grabs your small damaged egg like this

couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3

based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao

I GOTCHU JIMMY 🙏

meow :3

awhhh !

meow !

[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]

[I try to avoid talking about Hermitcure on here, but I need this to be known. It's finally happened. It finally made me cry. I CRIED OVER YAOI. THE FUCKING YAOI. MARTYN DIDNT MAKE ME CRY. PEARL DIDNT MAKE ME CRY. GUIDE DIDNT EVEN MAKE ME CRY. BUT JIMMY. OUURGHHHH JIMMY. JIMMY AND LETHE WHEN I GET YOUUU -lou]

Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows

Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.

A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.

Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.

During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.

This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.

In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.

Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.

This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song

[Hellooo is there still an open spot for a LDshadowlady fanblog? I'm considering making one, but idk if it's still open :'J ]

do you know if there are any active ldshadowlady fanblogs?

sadly not. I have considered making one, but I don't feel like figuring out making a tethered blog or creating a new email. If you are considering making one, you are perfectly welcome to! The fanblog cult family would be happy to have another addition :)

@bigbs-mailbox I think we have to nametag you

Creaking in decked out 3 is BACK ON

@jimmys-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox

do u call this the femboozlers or what

Ooh, that sounds nice! I'll be over soon ^^

Oceans blessings! It's nice to finally be able to contact you. How have you been? It's been a good minute since we've spoken. -@lizzies-mailbox [HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME!!! -lou]

lizzie !!! hello !!! ive been doing great ! ive missed talking to u :( how are u doing ?

[HI HELLO THANK YOU!!]

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LIZZIE YURI.

@itlw-mailbox

[I just processed the weird ass love triangle thing we're going to be in now thanks to GUIDE what do we do about that actually]