Important PSA

Future classmate: So what’d you do this summer?

Me: mostly just stayed in bed reading

Future classmate: oh, I’m sorry.

Me: no, no. It was wonderful.

scholarly articles about weed are the funniest shit in the world

Demolition Digger With Dinosaur Head and Googly Eyes Takes Giant Bites Out of Discarded Materials

Seeing this on Monday and beyond hyped to enjoy the thrilling yet highly confusing masterpiece that is Cats. Human-feline hybrids performing musical theater. What more could I want from the world?

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

So I’ve got severe palmar hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating of the hands) and I’m considering going all the way to California to get a relatively new surgery done to help it. I’ve had lots of people tell me it’s stupid to get a surgery for sweaty hands, so let me explain this to you motherfuckers. My hands are literally so sweaty that if I wear gloves and then hold my hand straight up, water will fall out of it. I can hardly ever play my piano because it just turns into a slip and slide. I’ve had to buy elbow length gloves just so I can draw and write without getting the paper soaked. My hands are very difficult to use most of the time. So yeah. The point of this post is, don’t judge people’s medical conditions if you haven’t experienced them. Please and thank you.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

oh my god 🐱

via @radtoria

Me: Man, Harry Potter is so dreamy.

Friend: Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe is pretty hot. He needs to ditch the beard though.

Me: No no. Not Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter.

Friend: But-

Me: Shhh... Harry Potter.

Welp I thought that was a person. Time for bed.