Things only siblings can relate to:
Finding empty cereal boxes in the cabinet because your sibling was too lazy to throw it away
Taking the tv remote with you so they can’t change the channel
Making sure they’re out of the room before you get out of the good chair, so they can’t steal it
“Oh, come on, I didn’t hit you that hard!”
When you can’t think of a comeback so you just make a face at them
That feeling of victory when you started the fight, but your sibling gets blamed for it
When your sibling ate the last Gogurt
“Get out of my room!”
Giving your sibling the small portion when you have to share something
When your younger siblings get to do everything earlier than you did
Watching your sibling look for the remote when it’s under you
Racing to see who can get to the shower first
“Ooooh, you have a boooyyyfriend!!!!”
Just realized that in twenty years or so coal will become so scarce and valuable that we’ll have to change what Santa gives kids who are bad.
What do dragons do when they get the hiccups? Do they have to lock themselves away in an empty cave so they don’t set everything on fire?
me: *finally opens up to someone"
me: *feels better afterwards*
a few hours later
me: i am so sorry to even have bothered you. please erase my existence from your memory.
Welcome to my shitty blog.~run by your local piece of garbage~
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