I just thought, “Man I wish I was a Jedi so I could get cheese without getting up.” That’s it guys. Not to fight the dark side, not to protect the universe, not even to get a cool light saber. To retrieve cheese without getting out of bed.
I keep seeing all this stuff on detoxing. So I thought I should let you guys know that’s not a thing. Detoxing isn’t scientifically supported in anyway. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. From a medical standpoint, detoxing doesn’t make sense and could potentially even be harmful. Our bodies will naturally filter out any sort of toxic or harmful thing that may enter our body, and our bodies certainly don’t produce their own toxins. Eating or drinking something that’s supposed to “detox” isn’t gonna help you be more healthy. The best ways to get and stay healthy are to eat a balanced diet and stay active.
are you ready for my favorite fact?
If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.
that is my favorite fact
Cats hate water. But cats love fish.
How did cats discover they love fish?
Did they only find out because of humans gave them fish one day?
Cat: wtf is that?
Human: it’s called a fish. It comes from that place you hate. Wanna try some?
Cat: I’m dubious, but okay.
*nibble*
For the last time, hating me is not a political view.
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