Worm Attempt (0:53) Will Never Not Be Funny. 

Niall during Better Than Words + Dick Grab 14.06.14

Number 6 tho

TOP 10 MOST ATTRACTIVE HUMANS (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)

10. Zayn Malik, teen heartthrob

9. Zayn Malik, human billboard for Big Tobacco

8. Zayn Malik, 2012 Grammy nominee for Best R&B Performance

7. Zayn Malik, Whole Foods employee of the month

6. Zayn Malik, highly regarded member of the New York literati

5. Zayn Malik, magician

4. Zayn Malik, X Games silver medalist

3. Zayn Malik, undeclared Oberlin freshman (leaning toward film theory)

2. Zayn Malik, founding member of the millennial Rat Pack

1. Zayn Malik, Dolce & Gabbana model

Gotta love official 1D merch

Ok, so in the name of science I examined some official merch today and here are my findings.

Zayn cheerfully throttling Louis:

Zayn holding Louis' hand:

Zayn and Niall holding hands:

Zayn holding Louis' thumbs:

Kill me now.

A bunch of life ruiners having a ustream party!!

May 25th - Little Mix at The O2, London

Salute | Nothing Feels Like You | About The Boy | Change Your Life | Dark Horse (Katy Perry cover)

A Different Beat | How Ya Doin’? | Towers | Word Up! | DNA | Stand Down

Mashup (Talk Dirty/Can’t Hold Us/Run The World (Girls)/Niggas in Paris) | Move | Little Me

Good Enough | Good Enough