You Watch Lego Monkie Kid Too,,,

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I WILL PROTECT HER WITH MY WHOLE LIFE AND I WILL SPOIL HER WITH A MILLION PLUSHIES AND TOYS(it’s the law now, cuz i said so)

/hj but also /pos(i think that means positive, i live under a rock so i don’t know many tone tags other than the more basic ones(like “/hj”) lmao) /gen(genuine???)

but silliness aside…….. more tiny child content???? 👀👀👀

(holds you at gunpoint /j /j /j)

she's just a baby

as a small kitten, mermer had a bluish tinge to her eyes, not fully developed ears and a much brighter coat. also look at her tiny kitten tail

so I remembered the headcanon generator thingy(credit to whoever made it btw, it was a remix of the one everyone uses I think(I was curious to see how different it’d be), so credit to the person that made the og headcanon generator too) existed and since I was bored I decided to do that, and after puttin in a few characters I put in mei from lmk and,,,,,,, idea….

so, what if; lmk au where it’s high school/college and lmk is actually a musical/play(probably a musical lmao)? or maybe it’s just a musical/play by a professional group or whatever, but point is if anybody has any ideas for this(despite me havin a feelin this isn’t the first time someone has thought this but shh),,, 👀👀👀

@hallows-personal-hell i don’t know what these are but i thought this was funny lol

@hallows-personal-hell i think you’re uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. a, either 4 or 7, and.. hm.. @, $, #, or &(I can’t decide)(also some of these are joke answers lol)

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 5

so I’ve finally finished watching all of lmk season 5, and…

…I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT SHIT… 😭😭😭

LIKE- (starting w/ ep. 7 here since ep. 6 doesn’t have much happen in it iirc) we FINALLY get to learn what MK is/how he was created, LBD sorta shows up and the eye demon guy reveals to mk what all those visions meant(yk, mk literally sacrificing himself for the world n all), the show references wukong and macaque’s fight thingymajigy in jttw, then in ep. 8 mk can control the jade emperor’s power(or was that ep. 7? idrk man), the fuckin uh snake demon guy reveals the first two things i said to everybody else, but he also reveals/mk figures out that [snake guy] actually FREED MK FROM THE STONE WAAAAY EARLIER THAN NEEDED(snake guy also has some lore which kinda makes him interesting but that isn’t the point here)…

and in ep. 9, well- there’s no big lore drop except at the end, but so i’ll kinda summarize it instead. macaque first tries to stop mk from doin the whole sacrifice but fails, and eventually the others have to stop/stall snake guy while wukong tries to stop mk instead. he fails and mk encounters nuwa, who reveals the whole… “pillars in peril? pillars saved by mk? oh, well, that means the whole world has to start over cuz there are no more beings strong enough to handle the stones now, so the world’s gotta make new ones.” thing to him(which is the lore drop basically).

finally, in ep. 10, well(i shall also summarize this one)…

everyone thinks mk died(but macaque mutters “wukong”… 👀👀), meanwhile mk goes “NAH, IMMA DO MY OWN THING, ANS YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!!!!” to nuwa basically, and comes out of the pillar alive. wukong catches mk when the latter starts to fall, so (mostly) everybody goes in for a group hug- but considering the world’s basically ending… they hold hands for the last time- and wukong is LEGIT ABOUT TO GET MACAQUE TO HOLD HIS HAND, WHEN FUCKIN SNAKE GUY INTERRUPTS THE MOMENT SJ2JZIWISIAOLAKAKAJQJSI LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT SMH- …….oh right anyways. they(the others, not snake guy) decide to share the power of the stones with everyone due to mk convincing them of it, but then snake guy drags mk into the pillar- and they have a weird conversation that’s basically snake guy goin “…this has only just begun. good luck, kid. you’ll need it.” to mk and then literally pushing him off and back outta the pillar.

the last few minutes of the episode is basically the aftermath of that. people now have cool magic powers(nobody is gonna use em for bad, definitelyyyyy /hj /lh), flyingbark reference through a flying dog, and some of the monkie kids(everybody but the monkeys themselves basically) are just chillin n talkin. meanwhile, mk n wukong talk bout what’s gonna happen next or sum(can’t exactly remember what specifically, I just remember mk startin the convo like that) but when mk starts to cry wukong hugs him.

then, we get an outro-monologue thingy from tang- and what we see durin it is basically this;

1; macaque is in court with the ten kings(?)- his powers have been affected by snake guy.

2; pigsy n mk are just havin a nice time addin a new photo to the photo album.

3; nezha and his dad are helpin handlin stuff in the celestial realm,

4; finally, the monkie kids/mk’s crew + redson + the two monkeys are havin a lil celebration somewhere… but in the very end, macaque sees how mk’s staff is also affected by snake guy’s powers(?).

so like- YEAH, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT CLIFFHANGER. ……OR LEGIT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE LATER HALF OF SEASON 5.

but it’s preeeeetty late for me rn and I cannot stay up(gotta wake up early tmr) today, so if I have anything else I wanna say I’ll probs just will do that in another post.

so gn! drink water, eat food, and have a great day/night! :D

cya’ll in the next post!

i’d be in “pretty rough” because i was starting to write an undertale au bout the integrity soul

…and considering the fact that(assuming im still human in this, and not a monster) many monsters would be trying to kill me(see the captain of the royal guard(not undyne) and the royal guard itself, plus some other monsters), when the only weapons i would really have would be like… stuff from shops, and, if i become mia/integrity soul in this(not sure how it works so)- ballet shoes.

ballet.

shoes.

all while im basically just some random child/teen(mia/the integrity soul is 12 in the au, so almost teen i suppose- i’m already one tho), who’s just tryin to get home but would technically know that she’d die in the end(that is, if we have any background info from the world we came from ig?).

so yeah, also considering the fact that i, like many other people, would be unable to handle the stress in that situation…

…i’d be screwed lmao

(luckily i might have plot armor… and flowey, up until the end of the au where mia/integrity soul dies from asgore lol)

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish

@hallows-personal-hell :holds out mic: what do you think of this amazing outfit

My Pinterest is trying to make me cosplay sans undertale

me at the book fair fr be like:

(at least for elementary n middle anyways, dunno if high school is havin em over here but i usually get to spend like ~60-~80(USD btw) in TOTAL(not at once) lmao(i like a lotta books mk :’])

just spent way too much on warrior cats books

pretty much all of these are either probably canon or are actually canon…… how lmao

Character headcanon generator

1.Sun Wukong is very good at walking in platform heels. 2.Sun Wukong's favorite color is pink. 3.Sun Wukong sings in the shower. 4.Sun Wukong desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one. 5.Sun Wukong has a very low alcohol tolerance. 6.Sun Wukong is going to hell. 7.If Sun Wukong likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock. 8. Sun Wukong is a great artist. 9.Sun Wukong can beat you up if deserved. 10.Sun Wukong sucks at saying tongue twisters.

Tagging: @6em4k @cmdrace @othrwrldlystry [Bailu] @sakesworn [Ace] @zhuchef

the fact that i saw this while eating olive garden rn(im eatin a breadstick yum)

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.