The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish Street Musician Borja Catanesi And The 68 Year Old Dancer From The Hague

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

this is one of my favourite vines of all time and since vine went down, i want to upload it for the sake of everyone being able to experience it.

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

New Zealand Longfin Eel

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