At The Mariners Bar: Sorry Mates I Cant Go Out Today.. My Boat's Transmasc Now. He's More Comfortable

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

via jeanclaude_browncloud

#me when i am possum #and it is night

When the house 🏠 lights 🏮 all go dark 🕶️ Shuffle 🔀 on 🔛down ⬇️ to the park 🏞️ Spent 😵 stars ⭐️ in the winter ❄️ sky 🌠 Days of refuge in short 🩳 supply

All you 🤟 parasites 🪱 climb 🧗 aboard 🛳️ All you 🤟 vagabonds🦝 praise 👏 the Lord 👑

When the compost pile 💩 grows 📈 high 👠 Climb 🧗‍♂️ to the top 🔝 if I try Long ⏳⌛️haul truckers 🚛 still 🧍‍♀️ wide awake 👀 Guard💂‍♀️ their pathways🛤️ for Jesus' sake. All you 😀 garbage ♻️ trucks 🚚 to the curb 🛣️ True sons 👦👦 of the living word 🆕 Try not 🙅‍♂️ to get stuck ☹️ in the intake vent Grow 💗 fat, and grow 💗 old👴, and go blind, 🧑‍🦯‍➡️and be content 😌

All your pack 🧳 dogs 🐕 have your say 🗣️ Let me just find 🔍 my own way ↕️ Moon 🌙 in the trees 🌳 my guide 🦮 Walk 👣 with my 😀 jaw 🦈 hinged wide Once 🔂 more ➕ unto the breach Safe 🦺 in the spots 🐄 that the light 🕯️ can't reach

houseplant type friend

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

'The dull pain that you live with isn't getting any duller', 'See that young man who dwells inside his body like an uninvited guest' and 'Life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar' have got to be responsible for like six or seven really good decisions over the course of my life.

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh