I Think I'm Having A Purpose Crisis Again Or Whichever Deity Listening Has To Come For Help Cause 11

AAAAAAA screaming crying throwing up on the floor foaming at the mouth at the way crowley got himself wrapped around aziraphale

season 1 vs season 2

OK theory time:remember how in the 16th century,on the rehearsal of Shakespeare's play we learn they help each other with miracles, the last one crowley wants from aziraphale being something to do in Scotland (if I remember correctly) and the records that keep turning into "Everyday" is from a pub from Edinburgh? yes, I think it's their "shared" magic that have gotto do with this "Clue"

P.S:I just watched the first two episodes of season two so no spoilers please

are you a real person?

la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas

"the devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist"

so I'm real as I made you belive that I am, nothing more, nothing less.

or I would love to be put down like a lame horse

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] get sent to the farm where all the dogs go

just right before this moment crowley offers him a ride in 3 different ways THREE different times

do you reckon he just meant the speed of the car or something something how crowley wants to take this bond to another level and aziraphale struggles with facing what that means🤏and yes I'm mentally ill to answer your question

thinking about omega Clark holding down battinson and rubbing his clit on Bruce till his eye make up starts running down with the tears...all that tough exterior breaking down with how much the Man of Steel has been teasing him for hours and he can't do anything about it except take it... yeah

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

maybe maybe don't hurt the mortals? let them experience life long love? that would be funny

Achilles is a demigod who went on a rampage, wounded a minor river god into retreating & destroyed one of Troy's most prominent soldiers after suffering the grief of being away from Patroclus.

Diomedes is a human who managed to wound Ares & Aphrodite and he didn't do it for any personal reasons.

And now we have Odysseus, a human who managed to torture Poseidon into begging after suffering the grief of losing his crew, friends, and family & being away from his son and wife.

You'd think the gods would notice a pattern by now.

y’all the new richard siken poems are so goddamned sad (and also so fucking good, as expected) y’gotta read them.

driveway

heart valve

gun case

all three counted and ready to go sire