I’ve Got Some Thoughts And Feelings Brewing But I Need Some Outside Information

I gave up the Magnus protocol after like two episodes because I couldn't hear shit.

I stayed strong when they got the clown dude. I stayed strong when they got Needles (they're called Needles right?). But then they got A GERMAN GRANDPA? OPA EVEN???

Unbearable. Absolutely unbearable. I'm honestly very close to giving it another shot just for the Opa with a funny name. But I don't have enough time because I suck at making important life decisions and instead of listening to cryptic German dude I must go to University and learn some actual German language.

OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK.

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN???

Spoilers under the cut!!!

Ok so I was actually so scared to hear gun shots. Like you people better NOT. And for the rest of the episode I was just sitting there staring into the void.

Pamela and Clive for life they're so sksnkxlsoksnsns yk????

AND ALSO!!! OMG!!!! WE'RE GETTING A WYWH3!!!!!! GUYS I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! I LITERALLY FUCKING WHEEZED.

So yeah stay tuned for the memes

One day I'm just gonna start posting my shitty no context little to no spoilers reviews on horror movies and maybe I'll even do it in russian just for the sake of it being chaotic and way too illegible for anyone to actually read this shit. One day I might just become completely insufferable. Beware.

Jokes that only two people will get

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Wow. What a perfectly wonderful, wonderfully perfect super day! The Smiling God blessed me with Its presence once again. I felt the sand beneath me quake, and Its Maw rose from deep within and greeted me.

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Okayyy random take in the name of s4! I'm so excited!

Spoilers for s3 and wywh3 and a lot of words under the cut.

SO. I've been thinking about Warren and Gordon finding out that Morior Invictus is now like somewhat of a cryoterrorists hymn. I know we as a fandom just kind of assumed they would love it. The whole rebellion thing, fighting for your future, confonring the almighty power of money. And yeah it makes enough sense to be true. But the evil little voice inside my head keeps telling me that MAYBE it wouldn't all be that fun.

I mean Gordon said that Pus Crank songs were reminding him of simpler times. And now I might assume they're also reminding them both of the little comfort they could get in the literal hell on earth. Warren sang it in the moment of despair. And I really don't think it was all about him being angry or wanting to hurt Gordon in some way.

Like YEAH they might enjoy the way everything has turned out for this song. But also doesn't it feel like kind of an intervention? Like they took the last thing connecting them to the silly moments. Like now it's all about the war and not them trying to get some actual comfort.

So! My prediction (if we ever get to hear their reaction) is Warren freaking out about it. I mean the man is known for being impulsive and having Reactions to things. He's unstable and thus unpredictable. Plus the whole Oscar thing got me thinking Warren is a bit too possessive of Gordon and by extension all things related to him. I guess a negative reaction from Warren just seems more likely to my angsty brain. Not sure about Gordon's reaction though.

And I really wish be proven wrong.

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.